currently rewriting
So I thought why not right?
[Five x fem!reader]
some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think.
Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
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Things he has said
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N its me or mr.pennycrumb
I don't know how to act my age despite it's my second time
N you have to stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
No I don't know how to fly but I can change your gun into a stapler
IM THE DADDY HERE
When I said 'give me coffe as black as my soul' i didn't meant latte
Luther if you don't stop now, you'll see angry Five and angry Five is something that you don't want to see
I'd be a great politcian, I have a great hair and I love lying
Good morning motherfuckers
I deserve a price N! You think it's easy to be sorrounded by idiots every day, and I still haven't killed any of them!
Five : Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Did you know that atoms never touch each other? AND since we're made of atoms, we never touch ANYTHING in our entire lives? So the answer of your question is - NO I DID NOT PUNCH THAT KID
You really think I have time for you? My dog just barked for the first time
There are more important things than your live Diego! For example my well-being
You are a fucking idiot
If you say this ONE MORE TIME i'll kill you
How do you know I am mortal? I haven't died even once
I'm scariest teen in this universe
He tried to put his hands on your body N! I DON'T CARE HE IS A DOCTOR
U ok?
I don't need a therapy Vanya, just give me some coffe
What does lol means?
What do you mean I can't fly a plane? I KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHINGGET READY BECAUSE IM TAKING THE CONTROL OVER THIS PLANE
N pack your bags we're moving out. Klaus ate my marshmellows.again.
Nobody is getting out of this room before you tell me who destroyed my Lego
COMMON WOMAN GIVE ME SOME LOVE
. . . It was honestly so fun to write guys, I might do more things like that
