Five Hargreeves imagines & quotes

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*at the dinner with Hargreeves*

Vanya: soo N... you and Five met at the apocalypse? How looked your first interaction

Five:

Five: no N don't tell them

N: oh he fall in love with me immediately, he gave me a pretty things like flowers..

Five : I literally tried to poison you with some weed

. . .

N: Five you have to apologize to Diego

Five: fine

Five: Unfuck you or whatever

. . .

Five: Klaus, can I talk to you for a second?

Klaus: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and N are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Five: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

. . .

N: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Five *turns to Luther* How tall are you?

. . .

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Allison: Thanks fam!

Ben: oh no

Vanya: *cries* I love you too

Diego: Sounds fake but okay

Five: *A flustered mess*

Klaus: can i get a refund

. . .

Vanya: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Reginald: I would be 'something'

Leonard: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Luther: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Carl: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

FBI agent: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

. . .

Diego: Time for plan G.

Allison: Don't you mean plan B?

Diego: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

N: What about plan D?

Diego: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Five: What about plan E?

Diego: I'm hoping not to use it. Luther dies in plan E

Five: I like plan E.

. . .

Allison: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ben: Rude.

Klaus: That's fair.

N: thanks

Five: Not again.

Diego: Can I keep it?

. . .

N: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Allison: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ben: 'Nicest Personality'

Diego: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Vanya: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Five: I don't have yearbook but I can show you my psychiatrist's opinion

N: I saw it when I was picking you up from mental hospital  

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