N: Hey fivey u want some cuddles?
Five: I'M THE TRAINED ASSASIN, SURVIVOUR OF THE APOCALYPSE, SERIAL KILLER AND- you know what yes, come here
. . .
Five *trying to flirt*: You're like my.. my.. em... hmm.. you're like my coffe
N: what.
Five: fuck it.
Five: You're hot as fuck
. . .
Allison*taking deep breath*: Five, listen, I know you and N had a fight but it have to stop
Five: I don't know what are you even talking about
Allison: I saw you throwing rocks at couples in the park
Five: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY
. . .
N: Wow this story is REALLY long
Five: not as long as my-
Allison: - TIME YOU SPEND LOVING JESUS
. . .
Lila: what. The. Fuck.Diego
Diego: what?
Lila: Why didn't you tell me you have some weird creatures in Five's room
Diego: Oh it's N, his girlfriend
. . .
Five: I CAN'T FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID YOU GUYS ARE
N*handing him dictionary*: here you go
. . .
N: aww cute
Five: ...me?
N: no
N: this cat we just passed
Five:
N: oh common Fivey you are the cutest
Ben: Guys can you stop please we are on the funeral
. . .
Lila: Hey boy what were you doing at night?
Five *blushing*: emm...equations?
N*walking in to the kitchen*
Lila: oh hey equations
. . .
Diego: Am I in trouble?
Eudora: have a guess
Diego: no?
Eudora: Have another guess
. . .
Yes i'm failing chemistry
but not with fivee :DDDD
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Five Hargreeves imagines & quotes
Fiksi Penggemarcurrently rewriting So I thought why not right? [Five x fem!reader] some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think. Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
