Vanya: Good morning.
Diego: Good morning.
Allison: Good morning. Diego: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Five: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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N: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Five does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Vanya: If Five were to jump off a cliff, he would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Five jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
N: You jump off a cliff!
Vanya: Gladly. But only if Five did first
. . .
N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Five: You did WHAT–
Klaus: William Snakepeare
Ben: Albert Sneakestain
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N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Fives?
Five: ... No.
Vanya, Ben, Klaus: I do!
N: I know, guys.
Vanya: I'm sad!
Klaus: I'm depressed
Ben: I'm dead
Person A: I know, guys.
. . .
Five: N, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
N: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Five: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Ben.
. . .
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Five Hargreeves imagines & quotes
Fiksi Penggemarcurrently rewriting So I thought why not right? [Five x fem!reader] some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think. Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
