currently rewriting
So I thought why not right?
[Five x fem!reader]
some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think.
Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
don't come for me, ik it's overused but also sweet so what can I say
tw. language once or twice?
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Five Hargreeves hates you, but he can explain it reasonably
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1st thing: your laugh
Since your guys first meet he hated your laugh, giggles and chuckles. Those are the most annoying things in the world, he ever heard, and he hates how your laugh stays in his head for literal hours, forcing him to scroll in his head every moment you two shared ever. He hates how part of him wishes it would be he who was the cause of your smile, not some stupid Klaus jokes. Every time you laugh with someone who is not him, he have this feeling, that he really wants to kill this person. And the most odious thing about your laugh is how it makes him want to laugh too
2nd thing: your touch
Five will remember forever this moment when you hugged him, after one of his missions. He tried to not forget you hugged every of his siblings this day, it's not like he was unique or something. Immediately after you touched him, he shook you off him and teleported away, leaving you on the ground and his siblings laughing at him. since this short moment he paid attention to every touch you gave to him, like handing him something, or brush his shoulder. He tried, he really tried to not notice those things especially because you seemed to be oblivious to it. But he couldn't and he hated that
3rd thing: your eyes
Why nobody else can see how fucking annoying your eyes are? How they make Five's hands sweat and want to look into them for hours. And how easy is to get lost in them? He hates that, he surely do, but it's irritating how he have this eternal need to keep gazing into your shining, beautiful and unbearable eyes.
4th thing: your lips
oh he could talk about it for hours, how he hates them how he hates you. Every word that leave them is the word he hates the most. Five Hargreeves absolutely execrate how soft are your lips, how he wants to touch them how he wants you to shut up. He is most irritated by the moments when he is forced to talk to you, and instead of focusing on what you say, he just stare at your lips, and how he wants to feel them. If he could, he would put a paper bag or something on your face, for you to not distract him. Yes, he definitely hates that
5th thing: how he can't stop thinking about you
Five can't stand how every second of his life, you are in his head, he just can't get you out of it. All those images of you with him, spending time with him, lying, talking, doing everything with him keeps Five awake every night. He hates how he just can't stop it, it works by itself. And all those nights when you two sit together, still pretending to hate each other, doubt occurs in his head. Maybe he doesn't hate you that much
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oooff I'll try to update more in next days but yeah
