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Culture Shock|Part 2

Sam, Max, and (Y/N) have travelled from the office to the front of the corner store on their right, Sybil's. A sign sits on front of the door written, 'P̶i̶e̶r̶c̶i̶n̶g̶s̶,̶ ̶T̶a̶t̶t̶o̶o̶s̶, Psychotherapy'. (Y/N) has heard Sam and Max talk about a 'Sybil' before, (Y/N) but never found it necessary to ask to the neighboring shops and stores until now.

Sam pulls open the door, and is met with someone who he has never met before. Faint thumping comes from the closet, close to the person.

"Welcome! You look like you could use some therapy!"

"Not from a wide-eyed circus freak like yo-" Max pauses, "Heeey, it's another one of The Soda Poppers!"

"Me?"

"Right, you're, um. . ."

"The uh-" (Y/N) sputters while snapping their fingers, "The alleged child groomer-"

"Peepers!" Max finishes.

"I don't know what your talking about," Peepers puts his hands on his sides, "My name is Sybil Pandemik. Licensed psychotherapist."

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"Are you sure you're Sybil?"

"Psychoanalyze me"

"See you later"

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"Are you sure your name is Sybil? Not Peepers?"

"Absolutely! Sybil Pandemik, licensed psychotherapist. That's me!"

"Oh, god. He repeats stuff too."

"He's pulling a fast one on us! Sam, where's your gun?"

"Violence is not the answer."

"Since when?" Max looks up at the temp, "(Y/N), we're dealing with a dangerously delusional psychotic here."

"Obviously."

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"Isn't Sybil a girl's name?"

"Psychoanalyze me"

"See you later"

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"Sybil's normally a girl's name, isn't it?"

"Must have been tough while growing up!"

"Why do you think I became a psychotherapist?"

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"Do you have any ID?"

"Psychoanalyze me"

"See you later"

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"Could we see your driver's license, or some sort of ID, 'Sybil?'"

"My psychotherapist license is hanging over there on the wall."

"How about something with a picture on it, you obvious lunatic, you?"

"I could draw one on there if it would put your mind at ease."

"Oddly, I don't think it would."

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"You sure look a lot like Peepers"

"Psychoanalyze me"

"See you later"

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"You're a dead ringer for Peepers, from that old Soda Poppers show."