Leonard, in the closet: *exhaling*
(Y/N), standing from their chair at the closet: do yOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Max: What'd he do this time?
(Y/N): Bitch gonna breath.
Sam, shaking his head: He stay doing some annoying shit.
The Toy Mafia members when Sam asked, "Does the carpet match the drapes":
Max: The Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona.
Sam, standing and leaving the office: It's too early for this.
(Y/N): I put this stupid chicken in the oven three hours ago, and it's still not cooked!
Sybil: Okay, a couple things. You didn't turn the oven on, this is a turkey, and uh yeah it's still frozen.
Sam: You-you did this for what?
Any antagonist: Why not?
Sam:
Sam: But why?
Any antagonist: Why not?
Peepers:
Max: It's really muggy out today.
(Y/N): If I go outside and all the office mugs are on the pavement, I'm going to kill you.
Max: *sips coffee from a bowl*
(Y/N): Man, I'm tired... I feel so run down today...
Sybil: Here drink this.
(Y/N): Wow! Fuck, I feel better already! Fuck's in this anyway?
Sybil: Water.
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Unused dialogue:
Sam: "Let's be reasonable," "Let's all stay calm," "You can't trust Jimmy!" "We'll just be going"
Max: "Hey, is that a cap-gun?"
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"He still has our peppergrinder!"
"Hey! I was gonna return it!"
"I put SALT on my bacon, yOU MONSTER!"
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Sybil: How are you so calm all the time?
Sam: The trick is to be so stressed out it becomes a default state of mind.
Sam: Why is it when I let you do the planning, it always ends with me saying "I told you so?"
Max: It's not that bad.
Sam: Seven cars are now on fire. there are sirens everywhere and people running for the hills. Oh, and there's (Y/N) knocked out unconscious over there.
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Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert
AvventuraA temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent...
