(A/N): People be hating on the links, but I also cater to myself. Okay, so what I'm saying is that I'll put the links in the comments 'cause you broke me.
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(Y/N): Do you take constructive criticism?
Girl Stinky: I only take cash or credit.
Sam: Hey Max, what do you want for Christmas?
Max: Revenge.
Sam: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Max: New instruments of torture.
(Y/N), slowly turning towards them: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Max:
Max: Maybe a few corndogs.
Max: Merry Christmas! Here, I got this for you!
(Y/N): Oh, thanks-uh...um.
(Y/N): Max, this a framed picture of you.
Max: Only the best for my favorite temp!
Maimtron 9000: Of course. An omnipotent god can, by definition, create anything he can conceive of. My question: can anyone set up a joke so obvious that even you would not take it?
(Y/N) and Max:
(Y/N) on a good day: https://twitter.com/shawnawtf/status/1544875523318366215?s=21&t=2EF-QUGh4rapMf1KpyH4vQ
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Unused dialogue:
"(Y/N)!" "Get over here!"
"YO! Contemplative!"
"Still not giving up on those?"
"You bet your sweet, tempy-self: yeah!"
"So what happened while I went on vacation?"
"Vacation? I thought you went to rehab,"
"Yeah, your sister seemed happy about the visit"
"Oh, I see," , "You thought I was referring to your rampant alcoholism. No, I was referring to your whole mental state!"
(It was just too mean)
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Max, holding flowers: Happy one year, babe.
Sam: Awe, babe!
Sam: I'm 27-
The freelance police mucking around at Stinky's:
(Y/N): I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Sam: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
(Y/N): Yes?
Max: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Girl Stinky, half-heartedly: It was nice to meet you.
(Y/N), just as fake customer-voice-y: It was great to meet you.
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Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert
AdventureA temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent...
