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Max, on the phone: Hey (Y/N), can I borrow $5000 bucks?

(Y/N): Why the fuck do you need $5,000?

Max: For an escape room.

(Y/N): What kind of escape room costs $5000?

Max:

Max: Jail.


Max: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.


Sam: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ...and this knife I found.


Max: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.


(Y/N): Max...

Max: Oh no, 'Max' in b-flat.

Max: You're disappointed.


(Y/N), at the end of part one: 


Max: Am I going too far?

Sam: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.


(Y/N): Man, it's dark in here.

Max: Fear not!

Max: *shakes violently*

Max: *lights up*

(Y/N):

(Y/N): How–

Max: I ate a glow stick!


Superball: I'll keep all of my emotions right here *gestures to his chest*

Superball: And then one day, I'll die.


(Y/N), in the white house: I'm not doing too well.

Sam: What's wrong?

(Y/N): I have this headache that comes and goes like once a month.

Max: That's odd.

Whizzer: *walks inside the white house*

(Y/N): There it is again.


Max, calling (Y/N): I got bit by something, what do I do?

(Y/N): Elevate and apply pressure.

Max, holding up the Jimmy Two-Teeth: Fucking apologize or else!


Chuckles, on Abe's shoulder as he's destroying Washington D.C.: 


Max: isn't surgery just stabbing someone to life?

(Y/N): Please never become a surgeon.


Max: I like violence. It makes my heart go fast.


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