(The Geek's in this too, for a small bit.)
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Hugh Bliss: You'll never stop me!
Sam: That's where you're wrong! We'll stop you with the powers of friendship!
Max, covered in blood: Incredible violence.
(Y/N): And um...love...
Sam: Remember one time I liked you?
Hugh Bliss: No.
Sam: Good, cause it never happened!
Hugh Bliss: Oh.
Sam: HAH *sticks his middle finger* hOH
(Y/N): I have been clean for a very long time.
Max, nodding: You're fucking drunk.
Max: This is our temp, (Y/N).
Max: And they do all the work...I uhh don't wanna do! HahAH!
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Max, throwing papers from Sam's desk to (Y/N)'s: Do it hetero.
(Max would/does assume that good ole' temperature is heterosexual. Tempy's pretty...fruity if you want my perspective)
[If (Y/N) worked at Sam & Max when The Geek was a child]
Geek: Can we go out and get ice cream?
(Y/N): Did you ask Sam?
Geek: He said no.
(Y/N): Did you ask Max?
Geek: He was in the room too.
(Y/N): Then why did you ask me?
Geek: Because he's not the boss of you out of work.
(Y/N), thinking: It's a trap.
Sam and Max, talking to (Y/N)'s actual boss:
(Y/N), going to the doctor's: You aren't coming with me?
Sam: Now, (Y/N), I'm not your father.
Sam, handing them a lunch box: Here are your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five.
(Y/N): *Strapped to Hugh Bliss' wheel*
(Y/N): You know what...maybe I don't hate my life.
(Y/N): Maybe I just hate everything.
Max: *Gets onto the hood of the DeSoto*
Sam, jokingly: You're blocking the view.
Max: I am the view!
Max: I'm invoking the 'no judgments' clause of our friendship.
(Y/N): Oh my god-What have you done?!
Bosco: Look, man. All I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it!
Me, playing the episode:
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Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert
AdventureA temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent...
