You're so ugly you make onions cry
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You're so fake Barbies jealous
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Child-Mum stop it you're not funny, you never make jokes.
Mum-I made you
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Mirrors dont talk and luckily for you they dont laugh
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Sorry I dont speak stupid
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P.s I forgot to mention this was inspired by Charliiie who has a book filled with epic comebacks.
Cupcakes out :)
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...