I would slap you but I don't want to make your face prettier.
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Girl: Why are you so quiet.
Me: Well no one plans a murder aloud.
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Sorry I don't understand, I don't speak stupid.
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Sorry can you say that again I have a rare ear disease called I don't care.
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I'd slap you but I'm afraid half your face would come of on my hand.
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...
