Ex's girlfriend/boyfriend:Jealous
Me:No my mother always told me to give my leftovers to the less fortunate.
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You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
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You should be the poster child for birth control posters.
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By any chance were you born on a highway. Because thats where most accidents happen.
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Thought of you today. Oh sorry still havent stopped puking.
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...
