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Ex's girlfriend/boyfriend:Jealous

Me:No my mother always told me to give my leftovers to the less fortunate.

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You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.

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You should be the poster child for birth control posters.

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By any chance were you born on a highway. Because thats where most accidents happen.

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Thought of you today. Oh sorry still havent stopped puking.

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