Rude family member:*throws trash on you* oh sorry I thought you were a trash bin
You: Boy, I ain't no mirror (optional *dabs*)
(written by Toxicflamewritez)
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Girl: You're just ugly, fat and worthless!
Me: Don't talk about your mom like that!
(written by GalaxicKatGaming)
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Them: You're so ugly
You: Really I was trying to look like you today. I must have gotten it right then.
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Them: "says something stupid"
You: It's a good thing for you that stupidity isn't painful.
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Them: "says something wrong"
You: I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong.
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...
