Girl: You're fat
You: Well they couldnt fit so much awesomeness into such a small body so of course I was made a bit bigger.
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Girl- You're fat
You: Well I can lose my weight but you can't do anything about that face of yours.
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If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them attractive
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I could wipe most your beauty of with a baby wipe
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Sorry. I can't hear you your voice is muffled by your tonne of make up.
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...
