Looks like you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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Why don't you check Ebay and see if they have a life for sale
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You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup and the ketchup to my ice-cream. What I'm saying is, you're worthless
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Guy: You must be on your period
Me(female):I started my day in a puddle of blood is that how you want me to end yours
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You look like a before picture
YOU ARE READING
Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...
