Even my farts have higher I.Q's than you.
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Calling you a cow would be an insult to cows everywhere.
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Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
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Girl:NERD!!
Me:It could be worse. I could be you
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Teacher:Wheres your book
Student:At home
Teacher:What's it doing at home
Student:Having more fun than me.
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...
