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Talking about me behind my back? That must mean my life is more interesting than yours

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So if I typed idiot into google would your face pop up

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When someone you don't like falls or trips

Me: Oh no is the floor okay

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You remind me of a russian doll, full of yourself

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Your opinion is almost as bad as your make-up

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