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Them: "You're Ugly"

You:"Excuse me, I'm not a mirror

(Suggested by lucyllama_. Thanks for the comeback idea)

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I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one

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You've mistaken me for someone who cares

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You're so fake you look like you were made in China

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Are you on stupid pills

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