Why don't you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma.
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You're the reason humans have a middle finger.
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Where did you get that outfit and did it come with a pole.
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Is that your face or did your neck just throw up.
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Nice tan, whats your race. Carrot?
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...