Comebacks 26-30

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma.

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You're the reason humans have a middle finger.

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Where did you get that outfit and did it come with a pole.

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Is that your face or did your neck just throw up.

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Nice tan, whats your race. Carrot?

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