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I like my coffee how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too hot for you

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I think I have alzheimers because I can remember when I asked for your opinion

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What have you done, besides everyone

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Unless your name is google stop acting like you know everything

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Must be exhausting putting make up on two faces every morning

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