I like my coffee how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too hot for you
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I think I have alzheimers because I can remember when I asked for your opinion
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What have you done, besides everyone
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Unless your name is google stop acting like you know everything
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Must be exhausting putting make up on two faces every morning
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Clean Comebacks
HumorThis is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will co...