this is just a social media story during the marauders era, pretty light hearted
in which calliope hill finds herself in unlikely places with her longtime crush.
"don't lie hill I've totally seen you checking out my arse"
#1 in dumbledaddy 4/9/21
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new group chat: cult cooper added james cooper added callie
cooper: hello cooper: and welcome
callie: oh dear merlin callie: what is this
cooper: james are u there
my fav marauder😻🤞: yes
cooper: i would like to ask you some questions potter
my fav marauder😻🤞: ask away coop the troop
cooper: first of all never call me that again
callie: my favs bonding 💖💖
cooper: what are your intentions with my callie
callie: COOPER
my fav marauder😻🤞: i'm not sure how to respond to this
my fav marauder😻🤞: callie and i are pretty good friends
cooper: ¿just friends?
callie: i cant do this rn
callie left the group chat
cooper: great this makes this much easier
cooper: do u like her or not
my fav marauder😻🤞: ur gonna tell her
cooper: bro code
my fav marauder😻🤞: YAY
my fav marauder😻🤞: i do kind of have feelings for callie
my fav marauder😻🤞: but i don't want to rush into things
cooper: GREAT
cooper: but i'm warning you
cooper: if u hurt her i will shove a bottle of poison down ur throat and then snap ur neck
my fav marauder😻🤞: got it
my fav marauder😻🤞: thanks coop the troop
cooper added callie
callie: shut up callie: i'm eating cake
my fav marauder😻🤞:and you didn't offer me any?!?!?!?
callie: well this is awk
cooper: maybe if we work together we can steal it
callie: NO callie: PLEASE NO
my fav marauder😻🤞: omw coop the troop
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@callieisanangel : i'm in love w this cake @jamesisthebest @cooperlovesfood55
seen by birius_slack55, lilyflower55, jamesisthebest
@birius_slack: AGAIN
@birius_slack: WHY DO U ALWAYS DO THIS ^@callieisanangel: BIRIUS IM SORRY OMW W MORE CAKE AND WERE GONNA LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT ^@birius_slack : OKAY YAY
@lilyflower55: idk why u choose to hang out w potter but get it ig
@jamesisthebest: me and coop the troop are besties now sorry callie ^@cooperlovesfood55 : hes right sorry callie ^@callieisanangel : i'm offended✋✋
