groupchat: bitch ass motherfuckers
callie: work is boring
callie: save me
lily: but don't u like design
clothes?????
callie: my manager won't let
me do anythinggggggg
bad bleep🚨: sucks 2 suck
callie: i'm lit rally gonna
throw u into a fire
bad bleep🚨: oh i'd like
to see you try
james💓: BREAK IT UP
james💓: BREAK IT UP
callie: i am calm and collected
rempedia😼: oh i'm sure u r
callie: dont test me rn
james💓: why don't we
have anything to eat at home
callie: maybe if u went to
the store😑😑😑😑😑
james💓: store so far
couch so comfy
callie: j put some ketchup
in the air fryer💖💖💖💖
james💓: NOOO
james💓: wait we don't
even own an airfryer
callie: your welcome for that
bad bleep🚨: whats an airfryer
callie: oh sirius
bad bleep🚨: PLZ TELL ME
callie: it eats ur clothes
callie: kinda like a vacuum
callie: but viscous
lily: she's right
alice: it's terrifying
bad bleep🚨: that's so scary
callie: i know
callie: i know
private chat
marlene: why are there a
bunch of boxes in ur driveway
callie: huh
marlene: well i came to gave
james a burger
marlene: like the good friend
i am
marlene: and i cant even drive
onto the driveway bc it's covered
in boxes
callie: you've got to be kidding me
callie: i'm gonna go kill james brb
private chat
callie: JAMES FLEAMONT
POTTER
james💓: hi love 💖
callie: do not hey love me
james💓: have i told u how
much i love you?
james💓: I LOVE YOU
callie: marlene said
callie: that there are like a million
boxes in our driveway
james💓: ahahahahah
james💓: don't listen to marlene
james💓: ahahhahaha
callie: ok omw home rn
james💓: OKAY MAYBE THERE
ARE A COUPLE
james💓: dozen..
callie: ohmygosh
callie: what's in the boxes
james💓: okay so i found this
muggle food service that delivers
ur groceries to ur house
james💓: and i got carried away
while ordering...
callie: well what foods did u get
james💓: i ordered a lot of
chocolate and icecream
james💓: oh and string cheese
james💓: idk it's a muggle thing
callie: i suppose it's ok then
callie: only if i can have the string
cheese
james💓: SURE
callie: ok i love u again
james💓: WHEN DID U STOP
LOVING ME
callie: ¡nunca!
james💓: ¡si!
groupchat : bitch ass motherfuckers
callie: string cheese party at
james' and my house tn
callie: wear ur funeral outfits💖
callie: b there or b square😼
marlene: SOUNDS LIKE A
PLAN
cooper: OKAYAYAYAYYA
bad bleep🚨: just to be clear
you don't have an airfryer right?
callie: you'll have to see😼
rempedia😼: they don't have an
airfryer padfoot
bad bleep🚨: OKAY ILL B THERE
alice: i'll bring the wine!!!!
lily: i can bring the books!!
callie: lily sweetie
callie: no books
lily: fine😒
- - - - - - - -
i'm in like a string cheese phase so
happy wednesday ig idk??????
- carly
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