7 months later
groupchat: bitch ass motherfuckers
callie: sirius would u die if i
fed u chocolate
bad bleep🚨: oh no
callie: would james die if i
fed him rhubarb
james💓: welp
bad bleep🚨: oh no
callie: would peter die if i fed
him blue cheese
idk peter🎂: oh
bad bleep🚨: oh no
callie:idk about remus
bad bleep🚨: DOES NOBODY
HEAR ME
bad bleep🚨: OH NO
callie: WHAT
james💓: PADS ARE U OK
bad bleep🚨: I ATE CHOCOLATE
IN MY DOG FORM LAST NIGHT
callie: do i even want to know
james💓: probs not
bad bleep🚨: MOONS HOLD ME
bad bleep🚨: IM GONNA DIE
rempedia😼: ur not gonna die
bad bleep🚨: YOU DONT KNOW
THAT
callie: everything is ok sirius
james💓: u can go hangout
at our house i'll be home soon
callie: no ahahaha don't do that
bad bleep🚨: too late i'm already
here lol
bad bleep🚨: why are u hiding
something🤔🤔
callie: no
james💓: WHAT IS HAPPENING
james💓: unless ur throwing me
a surprise party
callie: why would i throw u
a party?????
james💓: for being awesome duh
bad bleep🚨: i'm looking around
marlene: calls what are u hiding😈
callie: SIRIUS BLACK
rempedia😼: pads dont snoop
bad bleep🚨: HOLY SHIT
callie: sirius orion black III
bad bleep🚨: POSITIVE
PREGNANCY TESTS
bad bleep🚨: JFJWHSNWJ
callie: ohmygosh
james💓: OHMYDNWBSHH
JFJAJSHEJJSNAKSK
lily: YAYAYAYAY
alice: YESSSSS
marlene: MY BABYS PREGGO
cooper: potter what did i say
about ten feet 😡
james💓: SORRY IM JUST
SO EXCITED
james💓: OMW TO U CALLIE
bad bleep🚨: AWWW
idk peter🎂: congrats!!
callie: thanks petey!!!
callie: WERE GONNA BE PARENTS
james💓: YESSS
james💓: PAPA PRONGS
callie: NOT PAPA
bad bleep🚨: YESS
bad bleep🚨: UNCLE PADDYFOOTY
callie: james ur such a mofo
james💓: hey!!!
james💓: if i'm a mofo so
is the baby thats growing in u
callie: my mofos
YOU ARE READING
my mofos | james potter
Fanfictionthis is just a social media story during the marauders era, pretty light hearted in which calliope hill finds herself in unlikely places with her longtime crush. "don't lie hill I've totally seen you checking out my arse" #1 in dumbledaddy 4/9/21 #...
