private chat
callie: i want to see if ur ringer
is on
callie: HAHAHAHA IT IS
callie: ur head boy ur ringer shouldn't
be on during ur speech🙄🙄🙄
callie: MINNIE'S FACE JFHSHSHS
group chat: bitch ass motherfuckers
bad bleep🚨:who the gosh
diggity darnit is spamming
prongs rn
marlene: probs callie tbh
callie: hey!!!!!
marlene: well was i right
callie: ...
rempedia😼: i think u
guys forgot james is also in
this gc
rempedia😼: which means
he is also getting these texts
callie: LMFAO
bad bleep🚨: oh shit BYE
-
"this year has.. ding.. been a success.. ding.. i believe for.. ding.. everyone. today.. ding.. our lives start.. ding.." james tried to keep talking but his phone kept going off as he was struggling to keep in his laughter and continue with his speech during the ceremony.
"mr. potter! if you would please turn your phone off!" professor mcgonnagall scolded.
"right" james took out his phone and quickly silenced it ignored the protests from his friends in the crowd.
-
group chat : bitch ass motherfuckers
james💓:JDWBJWJSKFJE
james💓: THAT WAS SO
FUNNY FJEJSHEHWH
callie: 😘😘😘
callie: i especially like when
u said our lives started today
james💓: I DIDNT KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO PUT
bad bleep🚨: liar
callie: exactly
lily: potter u absolute
imbecile
callie: LMFAOAOOAOAOA
cooper: ayo proud of u
jameson
james💓: thanks coop the
troop🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
callie: bromance 💖💖💖
5 hours later
private chat
james💓: hi love
callie: hi james
james💓: how's being back
at home so far
james💓: away from me😿😿
callie: i don't want to b
an adult
james💓: i don't think
u have an option calls
james💓: but i actually
did have a question for u
callie: shoot
james💓: ok so
james💓: lol
james💓: i was wondering
james💓: lol
james💓: if like maybe
james💓: lol
james💓: you want to get
a flat or house or something
james💓: lol
callie: lol
james💓: ahahahhahahahahah
callie: YES I WOULD LIKE
TO LIVE WITH U
james💓: YAYAYAYAY
james💓: u lowkey scared me
callie: we can paint our bedroom
yellow with purple polka dots
callie: 🟨🟣🟨🟣
james💓: i think that's brilliant
james💓: the kitchen can be
blue with orange polka dots
callie: it could be like a fun
house
callie: we can hang photos
of clowns up
james💓: perfect i have
like a million portraits of
sirius
callie: i don't know if i want
to know
james💓: ahhahahahahahah
a month later
group chat: bitch ass motherfuckers
callie: what time are u
coming home tn imy
callie: also pick up ur dirty
ass socks
marlene: HAHAHHDHW
cooper: ali sweetie honey
cooper: wrong groupchat
callie: well that's awk
bad bleep🚨: james says he
will be home in an hour
rempedia: he also says to
wear that pretty red dress of
yours
callie: tell him he can't
tell me what to do
lily: oh yea you tell him
idk peter🎂: james says
that he would like u to wear
it bc u look beautiful in it
idk peter🎂: not that you
dont always look beautiful
idk peter🎂: bc u do it's
just
callie: LMAO PETER
callie: it's all good and tell him
i say fine
- - - - - -
ohmygosh there's only gonna be like 2 or 3 more chapters i'm kinda sad
living my dream of living in london with james potter our through callie💖💓💖💓💖💓💖💖
- carly
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