group chat : bitch ass motherfuckers
bad bleep🚨: WHY THE
FUCK IS MY HAIR BLUE
callie: aw that sucks💓💖💓💖
rempedia😼: we're all gonna die
james💓: calls he is gonna
hunt you down
callie: try me hoe
bad bleep🚨: CALLIE I
SWEAR TO MERLIN
callie: oh no a cotton candy
is gonna attack me
bad bleep🚨: i will end u
callie: shiver me timbers
bad bleep🚨: i will drown u
callie: oh no a smurf!
bad bleep🚨: i will throw u
out of the window
callie: blue boy alert‼️‼️
james💓: i'm scared for u
rempedia😼: he j left our dorm
callie: oh shit
callie: REMUS DISTRACT HIM
WITH YOUR SEXINESS OR
SOMETHING
rempedia😼: sorry callie
ur in deep
james💓: HEY IM THE ONLY
SEC C ONE HERE & of course
my darling callie
marlene: gross
alice: gross
lily: gross
callie: too sweet james🥰🥰
bad bleep🚨: i'm gonna fight u
bad bleep🚨: motherfucking
leprechaun
bad bleep🚨: NOBODY TOUCHES
MY HAIR
callie: dont say motherfucking
it's misogynistic
rempedia😼: didn't u
name the gc "bitch ass
mother fuckers"
callie: that literally is not
the point
bad bleep🚨: i'm in the
common room😈😈
callie: NO HOW
callie: PLEASE HELP HES
BANGING ON MY DOOR
callie: guys i think he's growling
james💓: sounds like padfoot
rempedia😼: my bf is so cute
callie: HRS IM NY DOMM
james💓: oh shit
marlene: LMFAOOOO
callie: guys he's eating my shirts
callie: WHAT DO I DO
rempedia😼: rub him behind
the ears
callie: 1 attached video
james💓: PLZ YOU OFFERED
HIM A TREAT
lily: WHY IS HE EATING CLOTHES
rempedia😼: i'm dating a
literal psycho
callie: he's okay now guys😃
james💓: he's sleeping in
the doghouse tonight
callie: NOW THAT WERE DONE
W THAT
callie: who wants to play roblox
james💓: MEMENEMENEM
marlene: I DO
bad bleep🚨: YUHH
rempedia😼: 😑😑
callie: NICKI MANAJ OBBY
james💓: PERIODT QUEEN
callie: SLAYYY
james💓: I WILL SNATCH
UR WEAVE 💅💅
callie: I WILL DRAG U BIOTCH
james💓: MY WAP SLAYS
callie: GET A BUCKET AN A MOP
james💓: FOR THIS
callie: WET
james💓: ASS
callie: 😼😼
marlene: i literally have never
met 2 people so perfect for eachother
rempedia😼: amen
lily: amen
alice: amen
bad bleep🚨: amen
idk peter🎂: amen
callie: HOW SWEET💖💓💖💓
james💓: AW ILY BÆS
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hi squad, thank you so much for 1k reads!!!!! u guys lit rally give me life
why did i literally listen to my sad playlist while writing this ahahahhahahahahahahah
- carly
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