new group chat : bitch ass motherfuckers
callie added james💓, bad bleep🚨, rempedia😼, idk peter🎂, marlene, lily, alice, cooper
callie: hello all and welcome
callie: please excuse my vulgar
language use💓💖💓💖
james💓: oh no
james💓: why have we been
summoned
bad bleep🚨: HELLO BESTIE
callie: FOR THE RESTIE
marlene: sup hoes
lily: hi guys
rempedia😼: yuh
cooper: hi squad
james💓: AYO COOP THE
TROOP
cooper: JAMES MY MAN
callie: since when we're u two
besties
callie: not that i'm complaning
james💓: since for like ever
cooper: ^^
marlene: we're getting off
topic
marlene: why were we summoned
callie: RIGHT
callie: i have an important
question
callie: are pears considered
a legitimate fruit
rempedia😼: i-what?
marlene: this sounds like
a serious topic
bad bleep🚨: you're so right
callie: THANK YOU
callie: like what the fuck is a
pear
james💓: this is literally why
i'm in love with you
marlene: ...
rempedia😼: ...
lily: ...
alice: ...
bad bleep🚨: YES PRONGS GET IT
callie: HAHAH FILCH
IS CHASING ME
callie: GOTTA GO
callie is offline
james💓: I DIDNT MEAN TO
james💓: I SCARED HER OFF
bad bleep🚨: it's okay prongs
james💓: WHAT DO I DO
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my mofos | james potter
Fanficthis is just a social media story during the marauders era, pretty light hearted in which calliope hill finds herself in unlikely places with her longtime crush. "don't lie hill I've totally seen you checking out my arse" #1 in dumbledaddy 4/9/21 #...
