this is just a social media story during the marauders era, pretty light hearted
in which calliope hill finds herself in unlikely places with her longtime crush.
"don't lie hill I've totally seen you checking out my arse"
#1 in dumbledaddy 4/9/21
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callie:DID U GUYS SEE THAT VIDEO OF MALFOY TWERKING
james💓: YES FHEJSHEH
marlene: LMFAOOAOA
bad bleep🚨: i was j pissing my pants over
rempedia😼: literally😑
lily: oh ew gross
callie:FIJEBSJSJWKSKC
james💓: THE WAY HE ARCHED HIS BACK
callie: HIS FRIENDS HYPING HIM UP JDJWJS
james💓: WHEN HE STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT FJJEJS
alice: i think it was a graduating gift to see that vid
james💓: oh most definitely
callie: WERE GRADUATING TOMORROW callie: guys we're gonna be real people tomorrow
bad bleep🚨: we're not real rn????????
callie: ...
james💓: LMFAO WHAT
callie: some people believe life starts in the womb callie: some say it starts with when ur born callie: i say it starts when u graduate
lily: i am so confused
rempedia😼: me too
james💓: me too
alice: me too
marlene: me too
idk peter🎂: me too
marlene: me too
callie: why did you all say that in sync??? callie: anyway what are u all doing after hoggywarty
lily: i'm gonna b a healer🤪🤪🤪
rempedia😼: idk being a professor would b cool ig
james💓: being an auror sounds cool
marlene: ^^
bad bleep🚨: ^^
callie: YUHH GET IT callie: i'm gonna be an exotic dancer callie: (stripper)
lily: LMAOAOAO
bad bleep🚨: AHAHAH YUH
callie: i wasn't joking..
james💓: WHAT james💓: CALLIOPE
callie: i learned all my ways from malfoy..
marlene: i am crying rn
lily: oh ahahah that's cool
rempedia😼: yea....
callie: LMFKEJSJSJAJSKXK callie: I CANT BRATHE RN callie: I WAS JOKINGGG
james💓: i think i was having a heart attack
callie: sucks 2 suck bitch
james💓: excuse me i thought u loved me???????????
callie: key word: thought
marlene: oh shit
bad bleep🚨: UH OH
james💓: WHAT
callie: only joking callie: meet u by the black lake in 5 besties💓💖💓💖
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@callieisanangel: i'm wearing pants i promise @jamesisthebest
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@jamesisthebest: HOT COUPLE ALERT ^@callieisanangel: YUHHHHH
@birius_slack: photograph credits plz🙄
@cooperlovesfood55 : TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE ^@callieisanangel: NOOOOOOO ^@cooperlovesfood: ali i think it's time we had the talk ^@callieisanangel: i'm running away bye
@slytherin_ben : what did i say about potter ^@callieisanangel: what did i say back?😃🖕
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why is my humor so bad guys plz help i think it's bc of school anyway this book is coming to a close :(((( i haven't really thought about it but would u guys like a sequel???? idk ily bæs - carly
