Error on short two

The list

Error stood in front of the entire council. Ink was having his speech. Error touched the bridge of his nose in disappointment.

"INK STOP. Just shut up," Error said surprising everyone. Ink looked at him wide-eyed.

"You seriously got the entire council made from only originals here You even got THE original here to fight me. If any of them dies their AU and all of its copies crumble so let me ask you What do you use to think with?" Error said. The council began to think about it.

"He got a point," Classic finally said.

"This is typical. Ink makes a horrible Idea and no one questions it until they have seen the results," Error said.

"Tell me about one time," Ink dared. Error teleported a scroll in his hands. He opened it and it rolled from the floor to Ink which was roughly 20 meters.

"I will take some highlights from my list," Error said with a smug look as everyone stared at him in shock.

"First the naga canon,"

Flashback

Error had just visited Farmertale to make an arrangement for them to sent food to horrortale when Ink had shot him with a pistol straight from a 70 sci-fi comic. Error now had a tail. Fangs and all his toungs were fork-like. Error straight up attacked Ink sat on him and stayed there until Sci made something that turned him back to normal.

End

"Secondly the bitty camera,"

Flashback

Error had found a bitty in an empty AU. It was obviously a trap and Error brought it with him despite knowing it was a trap and told the bitty that he will make sure everyone in the council sin. He teleported the bitty into underlust for them to watch Papyrus sans Chara and Frisk have a foursome. There wasn't one who didn't get a boner.

End

"Holy trap"

Flashback

Error came to the temple of an ancient AU loke any good sans to pray but when he entered the temple was he showered in holy water. He was pissed and Tore Ink a new one about disturbing the deities in the only place they will listen to them. Then he was kicked out and permanently banned from the AU. Error used a full day to apologize to the gods for Ink.

End

Push'n run

You know what is supposed to be here

Error was destroying and AU. He was in hotland and someone pushed him into the lava. He has yet to find out who was guilty but he knew that Ink had something to do with it.

Line

"Abandoned child. By the way, she is currently a layer in on of the surface AUs,"

There is a lot of flashbacks don't your think?

Error was walking in outertale until he found a child just laying near the void. It was sleeping but it was clearly abandoned. Error picked up the child and officially adopted it. He adored his daughter and got a side job so he could guarantee the little one had a future. He rented an Apartment and raised the child there until he found that he could just cash out on the gold that he had. He bought a house and homeschooled his child until middle school where he allowed the other to attend a public school. He helped her through her life until she turned 13 and he found a camera. He got it surgically removed and paid for education. He even gave her the house she had been raised in when she had graduated from law school.

Kay

"The poisoned birthday cake. I'm still mad about that,"

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Error was over the moon when someone Remembered his birthday. Outer had given him a birthday cake. It wasn't big but it wasn't small eighter. Error actually cried tears of joy. Outer felt bad so he just gave Error the cake and hurried away. He brought it back to nightmares mansion and told them what had happened. they didn't know that it was Error's birthday so they hurried to get him something. they quickly planned a party and set it up in a few hours. Then surprised him as they acted like they didn't know. He was over the moon but then Dream came running ing and Yelled that the cake was poisoned. IT ruined the day for Error as the entire party was ruined.

Really?

Sick

You know.

Error was sick and Ink wouldn't stop pestering him. he even brought different council members with him to taut him.

That was nice and short

Lustful bl-

"ERROR WE MADE A DEAL THAT I WOULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING LIKE IT AGAIN IF YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT," Ink yelled.

"Ink what did you do?" Blueberry asked.

"Blue you are too innocent for me to tell you," Ink said. Error got out his phone and texted everyone what happened. Classic covered Blueberries ear holes.

"HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO SOMETHING TO MESSED UP?" Fell yelled

"Why would you make a blueberry that had underlust's never-ending heat?" Classic asked.

"I was high on Carrots Brownies, okay?" Ink said trying to defend himself.

"Now for the last highlight," Error announced to them all.

"void

Flashback

Error had just woken up and had found himself in the void. He felt something warm gently massage him. His entire body was getting this treatment and found that the feeling was the feeling of being scattered across time and space. Being made one with the multiverse. It was a pleasant feeling at least. It was peaceful. He then noticed he became the same as Core frisk. He could see everything feel everything hear everything. He could do anything within the borders of the multiverse and he hated it. It was too much power but it was nice and calm.

End.

Everyone looked at Error in shock as he had explained the last story. He appeared right behind them to prove it. Error would prank people almost daily from now on.