1. When the story line is worst than anything mankind has ever seen.
2. “Grandma hide! Harry styles is coming, I heard he likes older women.” And then I sat there wondering who introduced such a person to the internet.
3. Her eyes are always fluttering open like is she a butterfly or?
4. “His eyes were dark and full of lust.” How do you know? How can you see so perfectly in the dark?
5. “Justin smirked at me.” What happened to just smiling, like every normal person?
6. Niall goes to Walmart and buys all the food there.
7. “How old are you?” Justin asked and she batted her eyelashes flirtatiously and then replied. “2.” And bit her lip seductively and he immediately had a boner.
8. Why is Justin a teacher?
9. “My breathing hitched.” Oh my goodness do you have asthma?! Should I call an ambulance? Are you going to die?
10. “Everyone thought he was hot. I didn’t understand why.” YOU FUCKING IDIOT! HE’S JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER HOW DA FUK CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
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That Moment In Fanfics
Humornotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
