1. “He penetrated me gently.” Oh.
2. “Our lips crushed into each other.” Ouch! Sounds painful.
3. “He tasted so good.” He ain’t a damn cheesecake… you.
4. She is a total stranger and Justin invites her to come on tour, never mind that she could be some pathogenic criminal for devil’s sake.
5. “He shot me a toothless grin.” No one told me this story was about an old man missing all his teeth.
6. Shoving her into a wall and fucking her to waste becomes ‘punishment.’
7. Zayn becomes the evil queen from snow white with the mirror.
8. Dear sweet shy girl, bad boy McCann doesn’t deserve your virginity!
9. His eyes lock with hers out of the thousands of people.
10. She’s a nerd but has no idea whatsoever who Marie curie is.
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