1. Justin finds her passed out at a club and takes her to his mansion, the Good Samaritan that he is.
2. “He PENetrated me slowly.” Its 2014 let him try PENCILtration.
3. Zayn is always ‘entering’ her.
4. "I bumped into Justin Bieber and..." no shut up! You don't bump into Justin Bieber, you bump into his bodyguards and then they shove you away. Shut up!
5. "Harry and I have a daughter and she's called Darcy." thank you. Now exit.
6. "He sang lmlyd gently in my ear with every thrust." please he's using up enough energy to get the thrust going the fuck you think he is, a horse?
7. "I met Justin at the Omaha mall and he gave me his number and now we're dating." you're lying and I hate you.
8. Hash tag, Justin won't buy you a diamond necklace for your two weeks anniversary.
9. He's a notorious criminal that robs banks and shit but still goes to high school.
10. The police know he's a criminal, the police know he's dangerous but the police will never dream of arresting him.
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