1. Lewis
2. “I am very lightweight because of my condition.” Never even accidentally mentions the illness anywhere in the whole story.
3. Intro of the story: Bradford bad boy Zayn Malik is a drug dealer…” *closes tab.* *pulls out plug from socket* “rips out hair* *joins a monastery and avoids this bullshit*
4. “Justin must quote his song lyrics to her or she will never forgive him.”
5. “Hi my name is Alexa Bieber and as you guessed it, I’m Justin Bieber’s sister!” and I was left sitting there like whoa.
6. “Justin made me pregnant and then he told me to sell the baby and he used the money to go to Hollywood and forgot about me and now I’m so sad and poor I can’t even feed the baby.” That’s an interesting development. Are you confused? Which baby are you selling? Which baby are you feeding? Should we be concerned?
7. “I run my fingers through his spikes.” And they didn’t like BLEED?
8. “My brother is Liam Payne. We’re so poor and our parents won’t let us live in their house so we live in the streets. I see Liam on TV everyday but I don’t know he’s famous.”
9. The main girl can’t always be getting cancer now c’mon.
10. “Scarlett” isn’t the only name. Thought I should mention.
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That Moment In Fanfics
Humornotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
