1. Pattie tells Justin to marry her or she’ll disown him.
2. All of Louis’ clothes are stripes.
3. The only shoes Justin wears are supras.
4. When the main girl has all of this agonizingly cutesy nicknames for the boys. NO.
5. “Niall is the only Irish one on the band with the beautiful blond hair and…” oh really? I thought he was a bald Chinese monk from Buddha. Wtf I know who Niall is!
6. She always loses her memory in a car crush.
7. What kind of connections could you father possibly have that allows you to stay in a house with five grown men who also happen to be international pop stars?
8. When they say dollars and live in England.
9. When Justin throws out her makeup and she's smiling like no that shit is expensive and I would murder your ass if you did that stupid act.
10. Copies and pastes the entire lyrics to Fall because yeah the reader is a belieber but has never heard of it. Bullshit.
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