1. “He tore my shirt off roughly.” He is tiger or lion or grizzly bear?
2. I know niall is not African! For fucks sake.
3. “He groped my breast.” Sorry but you dialed the wrong number, THIS ISN’T KFC!
4. “I am Liam’s little sister but nobody knows this.” Excuse me, hold up! Do you know who I am?
5. “I enveloped myself in a towel.” Call the post office, they’re missing a letter.
6. Its bridal style or nothing.
7. Polyvore links make up 50percent of the story.
8. Throw a spoon at Liam and he’ll hide in a room for two months straight.
9. When they carry their phones everywhere but never actually use it.
10. She never washes her face in the night and yet no signs of acne.
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Humornotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
