1. The main girl's name is always something like Precious Diamond Rosella Pearlson Gold.
2. The main girl sings and everyone is stunned into silence and a second later she's opening for the boys.
3. Someone accidentally catches the main girl singing and before we could blink she has a record deal.
4. Both her parents die in a totally incoherent manner, Justin hugs her, fucks her and she's ok again in a week. Nothing is wron here.
5. "I’m moving in with uncle Simon." get out.
6. The only thing they ever do in school is exchange books at lockers.
7. "Justin saw me at a meet and greet and now I’m the only girl she sees." Wah?
8. "He looked at me hungrily." well then make him a sandwich or something.
9. "His arm snaked around my waist." I hope that snake swallows you.
10. "He swept me off my feet." so Justin is a broom now I see?
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That Moment In Fanfics
Comédienotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
