1. “Let’s go to Nandos!” Said Niall NOT every fucking moment of his existence.
2. “He nailed me pretty hard.” Since when was Justin a freaking hammer for banging sake?
3. The only language Zayn Malik can speak is “VAS HAPPENIN”. Smh.
4. Liam is always the reasonable and considerate one who always advises, gives life tips, donates all of his fortune to charity and is always available for hugs. Puhleeze!
5. “Princess.” Don’t make me roll me eyes to like a 360degrees.
6. Somehow links to polyvore collections replaces descriptions.
7. Spends 16hours describing someone’s breakfast.
8. “Louis is always eating carrots.” Excuse me but he’s not bugs bunny.
9. Pancakes are the only food everybody can cook.
10. When harry is always a horny Cretan Minotaur from ancient Greek mythology.
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Umornotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
