1. "Your so beautiful" pay attention in class.
2. "He bitted on my earlobe.” who taught you English?
3. "I’ve always liked Justin but he hated me and the only reason he abused me was because he didn't want me to know he was in love with me and after I found out, I lost my virginity to him and now we're getting married." umm ok.
4. "Liam give me your credit card." "No." "I have a spoon." "Holy crap! Please take everything and leave me alone." *gives credit card, car keys, cell phone, gives virginity.*
5. "The one direction members kidnapped me." someone pray for this idiot please.
6. "And without warning, he entered me." Wut is you a door?
7. They fall in love when he sees her at the concert she didn't want to go to in the first place and now she only hangs out with him and the rest of the boys.
8. After she sings for six seconds, she just has to be on their album.
9. Zayn always has a mirror.
10. They meet for one minute and she's going on tour with him.
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Humornotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
