1. Every argument results to mad hot sex.
2. When the writer inserts song lyrics to distract us from the fact that their story is shit.
3. Fifty percent of the story is spent describing outfits.
4. They’ve never heard of religion.
5. Uses Barbara Palvin as main girl but she was invisible all through school like no when you look like Barbara, you turn heads everywhere you go. Amen.
6. Jason McCann quits gang to spend the rest of his life with her on a diary farm in Utopia raising chickens and burping babies.lol.
7. Kidnaps girl, beats girl, rapes girl, falls in love with girl -you’re invited to the wedding y’all!
8. Meets girl and buys her a diamond necklace the very next week. C’mon now lets be realistic.
9. Parents reply to everything with “ok honey.” Girl: “Mum, I’m moving in with Justin Bieber.” Mum: “Ok honey.” Girl: “Dad, I’m pregnant for harry styles.” Dad: “Ok honey.”
10. I don’t know the sort of bladders they have but I’m pretty sure we all have to pee once in a while. Ok.
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Comédienotice that the things in this book are just for fun and fan fiction writers should be given a break beacause they may not have been any other way to put it -so they tell their stories this way.
