Yandere Breath of the Wild + Age of Calamity X Reader Headcanons

(AOC) Urbosa

Requested: Quotev user Clavichord Clefairy
Summary: Lighting lady would probs kill for you tbh.
Yo, I'm kinda craving love triangle rn, so I'm maybe gonna get started on a Zelda vs. Link HC soon-

* Doesn't matter what gender you are, you're allowed to come into Gerudo Town anytime you want.

* Especially since she'll rarely let you leave.

* As much as she would love to bring you with her to explore Hyrule, she knows the dangers of the outside world, and only lets you leave once every few months, if you've been behaving extra well.

* While she would never let you stroll around Hyrule alone, she will allow you to wander through Gerudo Town with just a guard or two, especially if she's particularly busy.

* Everyone in town knows about you being Urbosa's and Urbosa's alone, so she's confident that her title will scare off any potential suitors and/or threats.

* She doesn't get jealous that easily, so she's fine with you making friends with others, as long as they aren't taking too much time from you.

* If they are, she won't hesitate to banish them from Gerudo Town perminantly.

* Loves dressing you up in the most expensive clothes and jewelry.

* Whenever she's not busy, she's by your side, holding you, praising you, or both.

* However, if she is busy yet is feeling particularly needful, she'll have you by her side as she either holds your hand or lets you lean against her.

* You don't really have to do anything for or with her. Just your presence alone is enough to satisfy her.

* I don't know why, I just feel like Urbosa is really into music and likes singing and is really good at it.

* Likes to hum little tunes while she runs her fingers through your hair, or singing you to sleep.

* Loves it when you sing as well.

* It doesn't matter how good or bad you may be. You could be the most tone deaf person in all of Hyrule, and she'll still praise your voice like its the voice of a God/Goddess.

* I highly doubt anyone will have the guts to disrespect you, given how protective the Gerudo chief is of you.

* If they did, she will banish them.

* And if they're stupid enough to threaten you in one way or another, she will also banish them.

* However, don't be surprised if you hear a sudden lighting strike going off in the middle of the desert, hitting the unfortunate soul.

* Overall, lightning lady can be kinda chill, but anyone that even thinks of hurting you is either as good as dead or are already dead.