Yandere Breath of the Wild + Age of Calamity X Reader Headcanons

(AOC) [Love Square] {Astor Kidnaps Reader} Zelda, Link, and Astor

Requested: Quotev user Moony the yandere
Summary: I couldn't find any pics with Zelda, Link, and Astor all together, so have some Impa instead.

* I love this idea so much.

* I can imagine this starts off with Link and Zelda pining after you and Astor finding out somehow, perhaps from a Yiga Footsoldier spying on them for information and overhearing them arguing about some strange person.

* It doesn't take a genius to realize the two Hylians are infatuated with you, and this is perfect news for Astor.

* Perhaps, by... getting rid of you... the two will be demoralized and unleashing the Calamity will be much easier.

* It most likely happens when they're freeing the Gerudo guard from the hideout. You get separated, and Link and Zelda are fighting tooth and nail to get you back, but there are just so many soldiers, and they've searched almost all throughout the hideout for you. They only leave when the others force them to retreat, seeing how much pain they- as well as everyone else- have sustained in battle.

* Now, Astor wanted to kill you in front of Link and Zelda so they can break their spirits even more, but hearing of their retreat, he decides to keep you alive until they cross paths again.

* However, he soon begins seeing why the two argued over you so fiercely and were so hellbent on getting you back.

* You're perfect! A true gift from Calamity Ganon! Fate has removed you from the arms of the those two unworthy Hylians and brought you to your rightful place- by his side.

* And this all happens so quickly. Scarily quickly. When you first arrived and a soldier tossed you into a cell, Astor didn't bat and eye. The next day, that same soldier is being punished for so much as bumping into you or making you trip.

* Meanwhile, Link and Zelda are losing their minds!

* Zelda completely shuts everyone else out while making plans to not only get you back safely, but also get rid of Astor once and for all. Besides, why should she interact with anyone else? They're the ones who wouldn't let her come to your rescue!

* Link isn't doing any better. He's so much colder and never looks anyone in the eyes. He takes all his frustrations out in battle, and let me tell you, he is very frustrated- no, he is enraged. The rest of the army almost isn't needed with how he sweeps through every wave of monsters like it's nothing.

* The next time they see you, that being in the Lost Woods when Link gets the Master Sword, Astor is holding you close and refusing to let you return to the unworthy princess and knight.

* Zelda and Link are, of course, even more infuriated to see how obsessed with you Astor has become. They're tempted to burn down the forest right then and there.

* And when Link retrieves the Master Sword? He is dead set on ending Astor right then and there, it is an absolute miracle the sorcerer managed to flee with you in tow.

* It's after this encounter that the Hylians realize they can't do this alone. They need to work together if they want to free you from Astor's clutches.

* Now, this could go one of two ways; Astor defeats the both of them, or they stay alive long enough for Harbinger Ganon to finish the job for them.

* If Astor manages to defeat them, he'll make you watch every moment of their agony before finally silencing them for good. Why are you crying? You mean to tell him they were your friends? That you cared for them? Nonsense! They weren't worthy of breathing the same air as you, let alone holding any special place in your heart. Don't worry. Once you witness just what beauty Calamity Ganon will bring upon this world, you'll realize that you deserve so much more.

* If they survive long enough, the first thing they do is drag you away from Astor as he's swallowed up by the Malice. They hold you close, comforting you, turning you around and covering your ears so you won't have to see what fate is being brought upon your captor, nor hear his agonizing shrieks. When the time comes to fight the Calamity, they're hesitant to leave you again, but they don't want to risk you being killed right after they got you back, so a group of guards will be ordered to guard you keep you from going into battle.

* As soon as Ganon has been sealed, they're rushing back to you and clinging to you like their lives depend on it. It's over. It's finally over.

* Well... Not completely.

* See, now Astor is dead, Calamity Ganon has been stopped, and the Yiga Clan have become allies.

* There's no more threat. Therefore, Link and Zelda no longer need each other.

* Who knows? The next morning, you might wake up from your face peppered with kisses, fingers gently running through your hair as the princess asks you what you'd like for breakfast. And no matter how many times you ask, she never seems to acknowledge the disappearance of her personal guard.

* Or maybe the scent of a freshly cooked meal will bring you out of a comfortable yet unfamiliar bed. You'll wander down the halls of a mysterious cabin in an unknown, unmapped area, searching for the source of such a delightful scent, until you reach the kitchen and come face-to-face with a runaway knight. He'll say that Hyrule was left in shambles, broken to the point of no return. So he left, taking you with him, so the two of you could start anew.

* No matter what may happen, I hope you enjoy being in the arms of your newly beloved