Yandere Breath of the Wild + Age of Calamity X Reader Headcanons

The End (+ Bonus)

You read the title right; this is the end of the book.

It was so much fun thinking of all these scenarios and headcanons, but now, it's time for this book to come to an end.

I wasn't sure how to end this, so have some random stuff I found on the internet, mostly Tumblr.

(hey speaking of Tumblr, you should go check mine out, it's mostly Genshin stuff right now but I've got a BOTW Link thing in the works-)

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(Y/N): You're the most jealous man I know.

Yan!Astor: You know other men?

(Y/N):

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(Y/N): Zelda, you know I love you, right?

Yan!Zelda: Yes.

(Y/N): And our wedding is really soon.

Yan!Zelda: Less than a week, yes.

(Y/N): And I love you with all my heart and would never, ever fall for another.

Yan!Zelda: Of course, I would never doubt it.

(Y/N): Good. So when are you going to let Link out of the dungeon?!

Yan!Zelda: Darling, we've talked about this. The only way he will ever leave his cell is through execution, and my father is still contemplating whether or not to let him live.

Yan!Link: [from the bushes] As if any cage could contain me.

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Purah: I can't find Impa anywhere!

(Y/N): Allow me.

(Y/N): [whispering] (Y/N) sucks.

*explosions in the background*

Yan!Impa: That's it, who said it, (Y/N)?! Who said it, who's gonna die?!

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Yan!Mipha: I would die for (Y/N).

Yan!Revali: I would kill for (Y/N).

Yan!Urbosa: I would make both of your deaths look like an accident for (Y/N).

(Y/N): I just wanted a partner for the dance, but now I'm afraid to say no to any of you.

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Yan!Sooga: [to a Yiga Footsoldier] If you touch me, you're dead.

(Y/N): [hugs Sooga suddenly] Hey, Sooga! I missed you!

Yan!Sooga:

Yan!Sooga: [pats (Y/N)'s head] This doesn't count.

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Yiga Footsoldier 1: I accidentally hurt (Y/N). How long do I have left to live?

Yiga Footsoldier 2: Ten.

Yiga Footsoldier 1: Ten what?

*Yan!Harem breaks in through a wall*

Yiga Footsoldier 2: Nine.

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Yan!Revali: Link died of natural causes.

(Y/N): You dropped him off a cliff.