Yandere Breath of the Wild + Age of Calamity X Reader Headcanons

(AOC) [Love Triangle] Link and Revali

Requested: Quotev user Alaska White
Summary: Blond elf with a magic knife vs bird with some sticks and a string.

* Oh golly, these two hate each other.

* Sure, in the original, they weren't exactly all buddy-buddy either.

* But here, it's just downright hate.

* They'd probably kill each other if they could, to be honest.

* But they can't, because of the whole Ganon situation.

* So they've gotta bottle it all in.

* For now.

* Revali tries to win you over by showing off, bragging, talking trash about others (especially Link), showering you in compliments, all that stuff.

* He also takes you up to Vah Medoh very often so the two of you can look at the view.

* He flies around, making sure to make a grand entrance whenever he spots you and shows off his archery skills whenever he gets the chance.

* He says things like how you're too good for Link and that you should just ditch him.

* He will definitely spend more time with you than that elf boy can.

* Link has a princess to guard 24/7, and Revali does not, giving him more time to hang out with you.

* Whenever Link does have the opportunity to hang out with you, there's about a 9/10 chance Revali will butt in, giving Link a smug look as he steals your attention away from the knight.

* However, during the very rare chances he gets to be alone with you without Revali, Link will insist that Revali is a bad influence on you. He talks smack about everyone! And don't even get him started on his ego! He'll do his best to separate you from the bird man the best he can.

* Of course, if Revali notices that you're distancing yourself from him because of this, he'll find a way to win you back over.

* He'll praise you by saying the Gods/Goddesses don't hold a candle to your beauty, he'll fly form above, waiting for something to attack you before swooping in to be your hero, he'll give you all sorts of gorgeous gifts, that kind of stuff.

* He'll also talk bad about Link. You really think that highly of him? Please, you can do so much better! He's too busy following the Hylian princess around like a guard dog, there's no way he can be there every time you need him! Revali, on the other hand, will arrive at your every beck and call.

* They would not work together.

* I'm sorry, it's just not happening.

* At least not permanently.

* If there's a really strong monster that's threatening your life, they will definitely try to take it down themselves in attempts to win your favor. However, if it's so strong that both boys know they can't take it down separately, they'll begrudgingly team up temporarily, but both will claim they did most of the work afterwards.

* When Calamity Ganon strikes, if you're on Vah Medoh at the time, Revali will fight his feathers off to make sure you don't have a single scratch on you.

* When the two of you are saved, oh golly, if looks could kill, Link would have Revali dead.

* He'll definitely leave Zelda's side so he can check up on you, concern written on his face, yet you can see a bit of rage in his eyes as he's enraged at Revali for putting you in harm's way, even if it wasn't on purpose.

* Even now, their competition for your attention has yet to cease. Only when they get carried away and their pettiness indirectly puts you in danger do they put their competition aside.

* But once the Calamity is done with, all bets are off.

* Now, it's a race to see who can kidnap you first.

* And after that, it's only a matter of time until the other takes you away as well, trapping you in a loop between the two.

* Enjoy your freedom while it lasts :)