Yandere Breath of the Wild + Age of Calamity X Reader Headcanons

(BOTW) {Platonic} Riju

Requested: Anonymous Wattpad user
Summary: I really wanna pet Patricia.

* She loves going on adventures with you! Whether you're a close friend, a parental figure, or anything else, she loves experiencing the world firsthand with you by her side.

* When she's enjoying time with you, she can forget the burdens that come with being a Gerudo Chief.

* She loves sharing things with you; jewelry, secrets, food, you name it!

* She insists that you have at least one guard with you should you ever have to venture far without her.

* She 100% either gives you your own sand seal or helps you capture your own.

* However, as much as she'd love to explore the lands with you all day, she always makes sure to drag you back inside before sunset. She wouldn't want to risk you being hurt, now would she?

* She's quite responsible for her age and always makes sure you're taking proper care of yourself; eating healthy, drinking enough water, getting enough sleep, things of that sort.

* Though she's not one to completely lock you away in Gerudo Town, she is one to manipulate your surroundings to encourage you to move in.

* For some reason, crime rates in your town seem to be going through the roof. Homes are being robbed, and people are going missing!

* And it's as if every time you move to another town that isn't under Riju's rule, the exact same thing starts happening there. How tragic...

* Not to worry, you can move to Gerudo town! It's very well protected!

* And if that's not enough to ease your mind, you can live with Riju herself! She doesn't mind giving you your own room! This way, you two can be together whenever you wish!

* She doesn't mind you having friends, so long as she can keep the title of your best friend.

* Whoever she believes is trying to take that title from her will end up avoiding you the next day, looking absolutely mortified.

* No need to be sad, they weren't worth your time anyways. Riju will gladly spend time with you in their stead!

* Anyone who upsets you in any way will be framed for some sort of crime with all sorts of pieces of evidence pointing towards them being the perpetrator. They're then locked away where they can never upset you again.

* To you, Riju will be your best friend. To others, she can be their worst enemy.