One sunny afternoon, Star Music, Viva Records and MCA are arranging their instruments, while PolyEast does the cleaning. Universal Records and GMA Music are on the comfy sofa, taking a nap. However, PolyEast finished first. After many hours of his friends cleaning the whole house, they finally take a break, and Universal Records and GMA Music both woke up.
Star Music: Oh, how's your nap you two?
Universal Records: I slept great!
GMA Music: Same here.
PolyEast: Okay. Let's do this.
Universal Records: What is it, Poly?
PolyEast: Did you do your part, Universal Records?
Universal Records: W-What are you talking about? There is no music work today.
PolyEast: Did you see the deadline? It's next week. Do it now, Universal Records.
MCA: How do you know?
PolyEast: I know the events by heart. Please, do it now.
Universal Records: ...Okay, fine.
PolyEast: Very good.
MCA: Uhhh guys, I think there is something random happening to Poly.
Star Music: ...Yeah!
PolyEast: Guys?
MCA and Star Music: Nothing!
MCA and Star Music run and approach to the comfy sofa. Then there's GMA Music behind the post, seeing the two shivering in fear.
GMA Music: Hello. What's wrong? You look scared. *blows bubblegum and chews*
MCA: Poly is acting strange today.
GMA Music: What? Why?
Star Music: I... I don't know!! He.... j-just forget it!
GMA Music: I think he can know everything more than you do.
MCA and Star Music: Huh?
Universal Records: Hey everyone, my work is done. So, what happened here?
Star Music: Poly is acting.... strange....
Universal Records: What? *looks at the back* He is not acting strange...
Star Music: BUT, WHAT IS HE DOING???
Universal Records: He always told us important things. That is why he is acting like that. You know, he is the smartest among us. But... when we do something wrong, like messing around, he can easily get us into trouble.
Star Music, MCA, and GMA Music: He easily.... gets us... INTO TROUBLE????
Universal Records: I meant that he is very strict. We are in trouble when we do something wrong, or else Poly is going to be angry at us.
Star Music: Phew, I thought we were messed up.
MCA: Yeah...
GMA Music: *chews bubblegum then blows*
Universal Records: Yeah...
After the discussion, they kept the secret from PolyEast.
Another early morning has came. Star Music, MCA, and GMA Music continue discussing about PolyEast's "strange behavior".
Star Music: ...So where were we again? Oh! Something wrong with Poly!
MCA: Yep. But seriously, who could've done this to him?
GMA Music: I said... Poly is very smart!
MCA: Please GMA Music... just, come on, listen to us!
GMA Music: *chews and blows bubblegum* You guys... I would like to listen to you, but can you please-
Universal Records: Guys! Just listen to her right now!!
GMA Music: You guys, come on-
MCA: I guess his personality would even make us hypnotize!
GMA Music: *inhales, then shouts* GUYS! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
MCA and Star Music look directly to GMA Music's response, and they are curious about her answer.
Universal Records: Good, good.
GMA Music: Okay, so how many times I've trying to tell you all about this? More than 3 times now.
MCA and Star Music: Sorry.
Viva Records: What is going on here?
Star Music: Viva!! You missed the discussion!
Viva Records: What discussion?
MCA: About Poly's strange behavior.
Viva Records: Oh no. Poly is acting strange today??? Is he alright??? Oh my goodness!!!
Star Music: Even worse. He is very strict.
Universal Records: Ah ah ah, I think she meant Poly loses his intelligence or sort of! *nervous laugh*
Viva Records: Uhhh okay? Being strict for Poly is not bad though.
Universal Records: You may have a point, but-
Everyone saw PolyEast waking up, and they are shocked that he is going to find out what they're talking about.
PolyEast: Good morning, everyone. Why do you all look shocked? And, what are you guys talking about?
Universal Records (sweating): U-Uh... we talked about problems in the city!
Star Music (sweating): Yeah...!
MCA and GMA Music (sweating): *nervous laugh*
PolyEast: Uhhh okay? I meant the real discussion. Is it about-
Universal Records: *covers PolyEast's mouth* C-Come on, let's continue talking about this here!
Meanwhile, they are scared to tell the truth to PolyEast that he has a strange behavior. PolyEast kept waiting and waiting, until they say it.
PolyEast: Come on, what's taking so long? Tell me what's going on.
Star Music: Uhhh....
MCA: We're... ><
GMA Music: *blows bubblegum*
Viva Records: Ummm....
PolyEast: Go on. Tell me.
All (except PolyEast): WE TALKED ABOUT YOU AND YOUR PERSONALITY TO US!
PolyEast: You... what? How did you...?
Universal Records: We talked about that you have a "strange behavior"...
MCA: And we talked about how we didn't like you being strict, except when we do something wrong...
Star Music: And we talked about... ummm... that I felt you are rude towards us!
PolyEast: Ohhh you guys, I am not acting like this towards you!
All (except PolyEast): *gasp* Really?
PolyEast: The reason why I am always like that because I want to help you succeed your parts of being a music label.
Universal Records: Awwww >w<
Star Music: ...You really mean it... for us?
PolyEast: Of course! That is because I love you, guys!
All (except PolyEast): *began to cry* POLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!
To be continued in episode 7!
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