At the beach, the music labels are listening to their successful hit songs and relaxing in the sand. However, Universal Records and MCA are fighting each other.
Universal Records: YOU ARE SOOOO RANDOM!
MCA: NO I AM NOT!
Universal Records: YES YOU ARE!
MCA: YOU ARE A BIG JERK!
Universal Records: NO! YOU ARE LIKE ONE!
MCA: NO, YOU ARE!
Universal Records: YOU ARE!
Universal Records and MCA: YOU ARE!!!
PolyEast: Enough with the fighting. Can't you see we're relaxing here?
Universal Records: Sorry, Poly! MCA over here is acting like a jerk towards me!
MCA: WHAT?? NO I AM NOT!
PolyEast: MCA! Can you stop bullying Universal Records?
MCA: Ugh, fine...
Universal Records: Hah! That's what you get for calling me a jerk!
MCA: Okay... you win.... but I will never stop teasing you!!
Universal Records: I was thinking the same thing.
Star Music: Do you think Uni and MCA will be okay this time, Poly?
PolyEast: Don't worry, I guarded them.
Star Music: Oh. Phew! Good thing.
Universal Records and MCA tried to argue but they ignored each other. Universal Records stays away from MCA while MCA stays away from Universal Records. PolyEast keeps watching. But, they both end up falling down and land on an area full of palm trees.
MCA: Look what you've done!!
Universal Records: HUH??? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUSHED ME FIRST!!
MCA: Ughhhhh.... where are we?
Universal Records: Why are there palm trees everywhere? Oh no!! How am I going to go home!! I miss Poly, Star, Viva...
MCA: I felt that they left alone here in this quiet area.
Universal Records: YOU THINK ABOUT THIS??? UGHHHHH I HATE IT!!!! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!
MCA: Same here... it's your annoying voice...
Universal Records: WHAT????
MCA: Why? It's true!!
Universal Records: *facepalm* Forget it! What are we going to do now??
MCA: I don't know. Let's just relax.
Universal Records: WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS???
MCA: I have nothing to say this but... let's relax.
Meanwhile, with PolyEast and the others...
PolyEast: Hmm... it seems that everything's all safe.
Star Music: Yeah, it sure does- AHHHHHH!!!!
Viva Records: What's wrong?
GMA Music: Huh?
Star Music: THEY'RE.... THEY'RE GONE!!!
GMA Music: Who??
PolyEast: Wait... so that means... UNIVERSAL RECORDS AND MCA ARE TAKEN AWAY BY A WAVE!!!
All (except PolyEast): AHHHHHHHH!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Back with Universal Records and MCA...
MCA: Trust me. Even when we're rival labels, let's just calm down.
Universal Records: *sigh* Okay...
It started to rain. They need to find shelter to avoid them getting wet.
MCA: I... I don't think this is a good idea...
Universal Records: Ugh... you think??
PolyEast: Oh my gosh, it started to rain!!
Viva Records: What about Uni and MCA? We have to find them!
GMA Music: But... I don't know where did they go exactly...
PolyEast: Hmmm... did you see the palm trees over there? That's the area they went earlier!
Star Music: Let's go!
MCA and Universal Records: HELP US!!! PLEASEEEE!!!
MCA: I have to check... OH NO!!!!
Universal Records: What is it now? Oh. My. Gosh.
MCA: There is no time for gasping. *holds Universal Records' hand* RUN!!!!!!
Universal Records: W-WHAT THE??? AHHHHH STOP!!!!
PolyEast: Oh no... how are we going to run through these-
Star Music: LET'S GO!!!
PolyEast: BE CAREFUL!
Viva Records: These were not bad at all.
GMA Music: Agreed.
Universal Records: What are we going to do now??? HELP!!!
MCA: We finally found the escape path- wait! The rain stopped!
Universal Records: Phew.
PolyEast: There you two are! Where have you guys been going?
MCA and Universal Records: Uhhhh... *unintelligible babbling*
Star Music: We were so worried about you two!
MCA and Universal Records: *nervous laughing* Sorry...
They are all going back to the place they hang out.
To be continued on episode 29!
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HumorHIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 IN CHANNELS, HUMANIZATION, GMA NETWORK | #2 IN ABS-CBN (as of March 2022) The Humanized Media Club is a slice of life series which is inspired by Radio Project Academia, its parallel series, but involves companies, channels, sub...
