GMA Network is walking outside to get some fresh air, because it's a wonderful day today. However, there's ABS-CBN walking towards him and they gave each other suspicious looks.
GMA Network: You again?? I told you stay away from me!
ABS-CBN: Why you!! But, I would like to give you this.
GMA Network: ...What the heck is this???
ABS-CBN: You'll see... if you opened it later. Bye.
GMA Network: Hmmm... okay?? I hope it's not a prank letter....
When GMA Network came home, he sees Heart of Asia and Hallypop sleeping on the sofa. He tiptoed so he doesn't get distracted. He goes upstairs and he waited to open his letter. He starts to write his journal, and then planning shows at the same time. After 8 hours, he is finally finished and goes downstairs to check on his sisters. He sees them and they're finally awake.
Hallypop: *yawn* I had a good nap!
Heart of Asia: Me too! *yawn*
GMA Network: I am glad you guys are awake.
Hallypop: Yep! But, what is that?
Heart of Asia: Yeah. Is that an envelope for us?
GMA Network: Uhhh... *hides the envelope on his back* ...it's for me! Someone in business gave me this! I will go now. Bye!! *runs upstairs*
Hallypop: Okay! Have fun!
Heart of Asia : *giggles* Same!
GMA Network finally reached upstairs, and he finally reaches to his table. He checks that no one disturbs him, and he finally opened the envelope, but he is a little nervous. He realizes in his mind, ABS-CBN said:
This is a special envelope... just for you. It's not a prank letter. If you don't read, it's okay. If you want to, come on, do it!
GMA suddenly stopped his nervousness and he started to open his envelope.
GMA Network: Here it goes... 1, 2, 3...
He opens the envelope, and reads the letter.
Dear GMA, thanks for opening the special envelope. The reason why I gave you this is because... I want to thank you for defending me from the guy who wanted me to sign the contract and you saved me from something bad happening in my mind. - From your biggest arch-nemesis, ABS-CBN Corporation.
GMA began to cry, and he tried to stop his tears. He knocked his hand on the table, but Hallypop and Heart of Asia are going upstairs and they both see him sob.
GMA Network: ...Is this true??
Hallypop: Oh my goodness...
Heart of Asia: Calm down, we didn't do anything wrong to him.
Hallypop: Phew.
GMA Network: Finally... no one pranked me!
GMA Network both hugged Hallypop and Heart of Asia, even though they both didn't know what's happening to him.
One sunny morning, GMA Network kept the envelope in his pocket. Suddenly, there's ABS-CBN towards him.
ABS-CBN: So... did you read the letter?
GMA Network: No! I mean, yes...
ABS-CBN: Good for you.
GMA Network: Wait. *holds ABS-CBN's hand*
ABS-CBN: W-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING???
GMA Network: If you do this again, I will make a suspicious face at you.
ABS-CBN: HECK NO!! Nghhhhh..... what is it now??
GMA Network: I just want to say... ...thank you.
ABS-CBN: For what?
GMA Network: You know.... for the special letter.
ABS-CBN: What?
GMA Network: I mean... WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS "SPECIAL LETTER", HUH??
ABS-CBN: No problem. Bye.
GMA Network: Hmm... okay.
To be continued on episode 25!
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The Humanized Media Club!
HumorHIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 IN CHANNELS, HUMANIZATION, GMA NETWORK | #2 IN ABS-CBN (as of March 2022) The Humanized Media Club is a slice of life series which is inspired by Radio Project Academia, its parallel series, but involves companies, channels, sub...