Webisode #38 - Archived Randomness

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Jeepney TV is walking outside, carrying her well-known memorial box full of her old shows. Suddenly, she saw ABS-CBN. She greeted her and hugged her.

Jeepney TV: ABS-CBN!!! HELLO!!

ABS-CBN: JEEPNEY TV??? HIIIIII!!!!

A2Z: OMG JEEPNEY AHHHH!!!! HIIIIIII!!!

Jeepney TV: A2Z!! OMG!!!

ABS-CBN: Are you here to show us your old series again??

Jeepney TV: Unfortunately, not today. But don't worry, I'll plan for these soon-

Suddenly, there's Universal Records walking towards ABS-CBN's house.

Universal Records: Hello!

ABS-CBN: Uni! Hi!

Universal Records: Ah, who is this new girl?

ABS-CBN: That's Jeepney TV, one of my employees! She is in charge of reviving old shows!

Jeepney TV: Nice to meet you-

Universal Records: I don't like that concept.

A2Z: First, you admit that "Dati" is your favorite classic song...

Universal Records: I liked it, don't worry! But... I am not into old shows! They're just... too glossy!!

Jeepney TV: H-HEY! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MY SHOWS???

Universal Records: They're glossy. Like you.

ABS-CBN: You two, stop fighting! Jeepney TV, how about you show Uni your samples of the old shows and see if he liked it or not.

Jeepney TV: Sure! Hah! This is what you've did to make fun of my old shows... and me!

7 hours later, Jeepney TV is trying to fix her memorial box, but suddenly, Universal Records managed to get one of her old shows and tried to rip it.

Jeepney TV: NO, DON'T! *successfully grabs her old show from him* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??

Universal Records: Seeing your shows-

Jeepney TV: You're lying! You're trying to rip it!

Universal Records: No I'm- okay, I tried to rip it...

Jeepney TV: SEE???

ABS-CBN: Enough is enough, Uni. Come on, apologize to Jeepney TV.

Universal Records: Sorry... not sorry! *laughs*

Jeepney TV: WHY YOU??? *bumps him*

Universal Records: AHHHH!! *loud thud* Owwww.....

Jeepney TV: NEVER. MESS. WITH. ME. Hmph!

Universal Records: Nghhhhhh....

One evening night, Jeepney TV opens up her memorial box, suddenly, A2Z approaches her and said:

A2Z: Jeepney! I thought you are not going to show us your old series right now.

Jeepney TV: I am going to do this as a surprise punishment, for someone who made fun of me and my old shows.

A2Z: WAIT, UNI????

Jeepney TV: YEP!

A2Z: OMG!!!! Is he teasing you?

Jeepney TV: Yes.

A2Z: YOU GO GIRL!

Jeepney TV: Thank you! Anyways, let me get him upstairs.

Jeepney TV goes upstairs to find Universal Records. She finally found him in a bed where he thinks something that makes him happy.

Universal Records: Ah, hi, Jeepney!

Jeepney TV: Uni! There's something I want to show you. It's coming from downstairs!

Universal Records: AHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Jeepney TV: Let me cover your eyes for you.

Jeepney TV guides Universal Records to find out what the "surprise" is. She already prepares her old shows, and puts it on a TV a while ago, and she unfolded Universal Records' eyes and his reaction is not what he's expecting.

Jeepney TV: Surprise!! Here you go!

Universal Records: W-What is this?? Did I said I don't like-

Jeepney TV: Be quiet and it's already starting!

Universal Records: W-WHAT???

8 hours later, Universal Records gets a little interested about Jeepney TV's old shows. But suddenly, the marathon ended.

ABS-CBN: So, how was it?

Jeepney TV: It was successful! I loved that idea!

ABS-CBN: How was Uni doing? Is he interested right now?

Jeepney TV: I... I don't know...

Universal Records: Wait! *holds Jeepney TV's hand*

Jeepney TV: EHHHHH???? UNI?????

Universal Records: I liked them all so far!

Jeepney TV: R-REALLY???

Universal Records: Yes!

Jeepney TV: So... you will never made fun of me anymore?

Universal Records: I... I guess I will still made fun of you.

Jeepney TV: YOU.... WHAT!?

ABS-CBN: You and Uni are a great pair! *laughs*

Jeepney TV: ABS-CBN!! AHHHHHH!!!

To be continued on episode 39!

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