One early morning, ABS-CBN is waking up, prepares herself, brushes her teeth, and eats her breakfast. She was done, and goes outside to feel fresh. However, there is GMA Network interrupting her meditation, then makes fun of her, then gives her another suspicious look.
GMA Network: Hello, ABS-CBN.
ABS-CBN: Heck no.... GMA.... What do you want????
GMA Network: It seems that you're having another unlucky day, huh? *laughs*
ABS-CBN: That is not funny. Otherwise, I saw everything with my mind. Are you trying to do better shows than mine?
GMA Network: Huh? No, I don't! That is what I have been said!
ABS-CBN: Okay.... understandable. Then why are you interrupting me??
GMA Network: Every time I wake up, you do the same thing. When I go face-to-face before you do, you proceed to do suspicious faces. But... seriously, those looks should belong to me. Since that you're almost defunct, which is very soon... I should be the one who's the head of the Philippine media!
ABS-CBN: ...WHY YOU!!!!! *chases GMA*
GMA Network: *runs*
After they chase each other for 6 minutes, they began to feel stressed, but ABS-CBN doesn't give up.
ABS-CBN: I... I will lose you, GMA...!
GMA Network: ...No, you won't!!
ABS-CBN: I'm... serious....
GMA Network: Okay, that's enough. Where were we? Oh, right! The dramatic fight!
ABS-CBN: W-What???
GMA Network: Okay... so I won the chase, but you, *laughs* You lose!
ABS-CBN: ...Just be QUIET, WILL YOU???
GMA Network: Fine!
While GMA and ABS-CBN continue to argue each other, there is a boy with red hair, orange eyes, red-and-white scotched shirt placed with a orange vest, with his logo printed on the right side. He watched them fight, and said:
???: Oh, they always fight... without me? That's a little... unfair.
ABS-CBN proceeds to go home and GMA started to follow her. ABS-CBN tries to push GMA away from her, but he prevented himself from her hand.
ABS-CBN: Seriously... just go away, will you???
GMA Network: I will go away... but if you learn another lesson from me.
ABS-CBN: Oh no no no no... I've had enough with your pathetic lessons. So darn enough. Okay... GMA, first you distracted me before going to the meeting, and now you're ALWAYS DOING THE SAME THING??? HECK NO!!
GMA Network: Well, obviously.
ABS-CBN: WHAT???
GMA Network: You're always my target for having better shows, programs and even sitcoms!
ABS-CBN: Good for you. *punches GMA's head*
GMA Network: Ouch! What did you do that for?
ABS-CBN: This is what I do for you to make fun of me! *giggles*
GMA Network: THAT IS NOT FUNNY! YOU BETTER HELP ME- I mean, I SHOULDN'T BEEN HURTING YOU, LIKE IN THE PAST YEARS!
ABS-CBN: ...Oh yeah?
GMA Network: ...Yes!
ABS-CBN: Well... nope. You're coming with me.
GMA Network: ...Wait, I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
ABS-CBN takes GMA to the bench to talk about how she compares her shows to his shows.
ABS-CBN: GMA, I would like to say that your shows are great, but most of all, why does everyone love my shows more than you do? Why did I have more subscribers? ...I know that is sad, right?
GMA Network: ...That is just... very sad for me? Haha.
ABS-CBN: Shh! Okay, the reason why I gained more subscribers, and more popularity to my older shows I produce is because... that is before my experience of being defunct. Everyone watches full episodes of my shows on YouTube, and even on iWantTFC, you know?
GMA Network: ...Seriously??
ABS-CBN: Yep.
GMA Network: Hmmm... I don't know what to say...
ABS-CBN: W-What do you mean?
GMA Network: I would like to say... that uhhh...
ABS-CBN: Hmmm???
GMA Network: ...THAT WAS THE SILLIEST INFORMATION I'VE EVER LISTENED TO! HAHAHAHA
ABS-CBN: *punches GMA's head*
GMA Network: Ah... ouch... *thuds*
ABS-CBN: Hmph! I will go home, even when you're trying to bully me again. Bye.
GMA Network: *groans*
There is that boy from the hallway before. He sees GMA, but misses the fight. He then goes away, and sees his recordings of GMA and ABS-CBN's complete argument.
???: W-Where is it... there it is! This is why you two are fighting without me!
What will happen to GMA and ABS-CBN when they see this?
To be continued in episode 3!
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The Humanized Media Club!
HumorHIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 IN CHANNELS, HUMANIZATION, GMA NETWORK | #2 IN ABS-CBN (as of March 2022) The Humanized Media Club is a slice of life series which is inspired by Radio Project Academia, its parallel series, but involves companies, channels, sub...
