WARNING! The further you read will make you emotional. This webisode is a tidbit based on the franchise renewal controversy irl. Let's pretend that today is May 5, 2020.
ABS-CBN is waking up, preparing herself, ate breakfast, and brushed her teeth. She looked at her calendar that today is May 5. She stopped walking, gets shocked, and she realized what today means. She dropped out and bursts into tears. She ran away from home and crying. Suddenly, Star Music and Viva Records stopped her and they tell her about what's wrong.
Star Music: What's wrong? Why are you crying??
Viva Records: Oh no...! What's the matter??
ABS-CBN: *crying* I.... Today is the worst day of my life!!!
Star Music: Oh my gosh!!! No!!!!
Viva Records: No no no no no NO!!! Oh my gosh... this is really bad... I am sorry to hear that!!
ABS-CBN: ...It's okay, you two. I just realized what today is... for me.
Star Music: ...What is it?
ABS-CBN: Do not tell this to anyone except for the three of us, okay? Today is my final day as a newscaster. I am going to be shut down!
Star Music: WAIT, WHAT??? OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Viva Records: T-This can't be happening, right...???
ABS-CBN: It's true, you guys. I am going to give up. This is also known as my last day of planning my shows. I am going to be on hiatus, but without new projects. I'm so sorry!!!
Star Music and Viva Records both hugged ABS-CBN and they cried that she will be giving up being as a newscaster. However, there is GMA Network staring at her while he acts sarcastically.
GMA Network: Hello, my rival-
ABS-CBN: No time to talk right now. I am sad here.
GMA Network: Geez, what is up with her-
ABS-CBN: SHUT UP!
GMA Network: Fine, whatever...
ABS-CBN walked away and tried to heal her pain. Otherwise, there's Sports and Action. They are having the same problem as hers.
ABS-CBN: Sports and Action?? What are you two doing here?
Sports: We...
Action: Are having the same problem...
ABS-CBN: *long gasp, then stops* Are you two shutting down as well???
Sports: ...Yep.
Action: We... *crying* DIDN'T LIKE TO GIVE UP AS COACHES!
ABS-CBN: I... experienced the same thing too.
Sports: Really? What is it?
ABS-CBN: Today is my final day as a reporter. I am going to be shut down!
Sports and Action: OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *both hugged ABS-CBN, and cried* DON'T LEAVE US!!!!!
ABS-CBN: *crying* I won't!!!
Meanwhile, Star Music and Viva Records dashed to the music room, and suddenly they stopped because they realize that the other music labels are sleepy from an exhausting day.
Star Music: Shhh! We need to go to the basement, and also, make sure to stay quiet!
Viva Records: Okay!
Star Music and Viva Records tiptoed so they will never be distracted. They finally arrived at the basement, to quietly talk about ABS-CBN's sad secret.
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